No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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Watching her eat just hurts me
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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