C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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