sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You ever have a fart follow you around?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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