is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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