the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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