mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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