When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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