Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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