I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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