In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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