I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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