well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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