I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Can I color on your dick again?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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