woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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