I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You're a disaster
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