I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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