normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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