): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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