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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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