Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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