She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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