I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I love how my cats smell like pot.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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