Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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