Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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