Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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