i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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