thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The Olympian is in my bed
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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