i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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