hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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