At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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