Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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