I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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