I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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