Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
