Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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