They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
