I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize