You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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