i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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