her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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