Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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