As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
