you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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