Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Randomize