what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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