I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
MIDGETS
????
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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