i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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