I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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