I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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