i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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