I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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