i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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