Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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