Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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