Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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